Sunday, November 21, 2010

Do you know??whn Rajni was b

Do you know??whn Rajni was born ?????????????........On 30 feb & scince then february decidec not to gove this day to anybody else ...........

Sunday, October 17, 2010

happy dasara in u r familym, a

happy dasara in u r familym, and friends and u r .............................................................................................................

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aan

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

Monday, September 20, 2010

krishna janmathmi aap sabhi k

krishna janmathmi aap sabhi komubarak ho muskan computer 9929645794

Friday, September 17, 2010

celebrate the glory of Shri Kr

celebrate the glory of Shri Krishna as he ascended to destroy the evil from the face of earth. Janmashtami ke Pawan Parv ki Hardik Shubhkamanye

assaagfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

assaagfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

GIRL-Mujhe aise Propose karo jaise aj tak kisine na kiya ho Boy- Kutti kmini zalil ILU Mujse Shadi karke muje tabah kar de nagin Ab to Ha kar de chudel

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Ek billi ne chuha se pacha,"A chuha tera address kahan hai", Chuhe ne kahna "Tre pet me", Billi boli "to ghar aaja", Chuha bola," aaj-kal bachche kaha apne ghar pe reh te hai o to FTP per rehte hai Sadbji k tarha",
Na Moom ki Maar se...
Na Dad ki Atyachar se...
Na Doston ki Fatkar se...
Na Ladki ke Inkaar se...
Na chapplo ki BOchhar se...
Ladke Darte hai to Rakhi ke Tyauhar se

Saturday, July 31, 2010

MONDAY WENT TO TUESDAY,TO SEE

MONDAY WENT TO TUESDAY,TO SEE WEDNESDAY AND ASKED THURSDAY WFWHER FRIDAY HAD TOLD SAturday that sunday is the friendshipo day.hi! hw,r u? tc

One very TrUe line About My De

One very TrUe line About My Dear FrIeNdZ :-


"EvErYoNe is Not My Friend..

But My FrIeNdZ are Not Just Like EvErYoNe.."

wen emotions play their role h

wen emotions play their role heart cries.ven heart cries it doesnt make any sound n the person who listens 2 d mute sound z called frnd

Sunday, July 25, 2010

May gurus blessings Always sho

May gurus blessings Always shower on you Wish you a very Happy Guru purnima

Sunday, June 27, 2010

प्रे&#

प्रेमिका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न जिससे मेरी दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये, मेरा दिल जोर- जोर से धड़के, मुझे कुछ कुछ हो!
प्रेमी: भाग तेरा भाई आ रहा है!

Monday, May 24, 2010

The Worst Feeling Isn't Being

The Worst Feeling Isn't Being Lonely ...Its Being Forgotten By Someone You Could Never Forget ..

jindgi ki rahoo mai mil gaya h

jindgi ki rahoo mai mil gaya hai sath tera ab to adat ban gaya hia ye ehesas tera nahi reh sakte bina tere ek bhi pal mai to chahu janmo janam ka sath tera.....

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

love is heat you are sweet w

love is heat
you are sweet
when two lips are meet
love is complete

Monday, May 10, 2010

boy:- teri julfo me kho jao t

boy:- teri julfo me kho jao teri akho me dub jao teri jhumke pe jhool jao

girls :- abe niche bhi utre ga ki kisi or ko bulao

Saturday, April 24, 2010

sharabi doctor se:kya aap meri

sharabi doctor se:kya aap meri sharab chhudava sakte ho.Doctor:ha bilkul.Sharabi:to police ne meri 20 bottel pakad li hai please chhudva do na

Monday, April 19, 2010

Life is parents gift... Educa

Life is parents gift...
Education is teachers gift...
Smile is friends gift...

But

Your friendship is gods gift...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Your SMS mera SMS pade bina tu

Your SMS mera SMS pade bina tumhe NIND aajaye aesa main hone nahi dunga, GOODNIGHT kahe bina SONE nahi dunga......chawla_bhopal

Saturday, April 10, 2010

An intelligent girlfriend is o

An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl in his life..!! ;-)gm

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Everyone wants happiness, no o

Everyone wants happiness, no one needs pain, but its not possible to getrainbow without a little rain" thats life

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Thank you for waking me up. A

Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)

Only two persons in the world

Only two persons in the world can tell the truth about U-
1) your loved one who is angry on U.
2) an enemy who starts loving U..
-Pramod-

Thursday, April 1, 2010

our life one type of coin.happ

our life one type of coin.happyness and sedness two type of part.

ful game che pan kanta nade ch

ful game che pan kanta nade che tu game che pan taro bap nade che.....vinod.8000788990

Hi to Sweet Person who passed

Hi to Sweet Person who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,Have a Sweet DAY, Have a Sweet MRNG.hi Kapil

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fallow the path of Non violenc

Fallow the path of Non violence
Take an Oath on this auspicious day
Wishes on Mahavir Jayanti

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Bhaji mann Ram siyapati Raghu

Bhaji mann Ram siyapati
Raghukul eese
Deen bandhu dukh taaran
Kosaladhees
Ram kisi bhaanti bhaji,
Ravan ki reeti taji.
Jai Shri Ram!

"Ram no ek Gun mara jivan ma h

"Ram no ek Gun mara jivan ma hu Darek Ramnavmi na divase lavu ej khara arth ma ramnavmi"

Sunday, March 21, 2010

tumi robe nirobe momo hridoye

tumi robe nirobe momo hridoye momo . ami tomake chi sara jibond dhore ,
tumi ki asbe amar jiboe?!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

KASH TU AASMA KE EK SITARA HOTA, FALAK MEIN ASHIYAN HAMARA HOTA,DEKHA KARTE LOG TUJHE CHAHAT BHARI NAZRO SE, PAR TUJHE PYAAR KARNE KA HAQ SIRF HAMARA HOTA...

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Apni Visestao Ko Budhi Me Rakh

Apni Visestao Ko Budhi Me Rakh Use Baar Baar Karya Me Upyog Karne Se Dusro Ko Sakti or Khud Ko Anubhav Prapta Hota Hai.OM SHANTI

Saturday, March 13, 2010

E UGADI MANA ANDARIKI SUKA SANTHOSHALANI EVVALANI KORUKUNTU WISH YOU A HAPPY UGADI TO ALL FAMILY MEMBERS, FRIENDS AND COLLOQUIES

happy ugadi a teluguers specia

happy ugadi a teluguers special day njoy the life and the festival from Arun Pritam 8977716020

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tamara ahi aaj pagla thvana ch

Tamara ahi aaj pagla thvana chaman ma badhane khabar thai gai che
Zukavi che gardan badhi dadio E phoolo ni ye nichi nazar thai gai che....

agar manjil ko pana hai to hos

agar manjil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna,
agar pyar pana hai to etbar rakhna.
agar hamesha muskrana hai to,
hamesh dant saf rakhna.

ertjkyulh,n.vgxiyityijyhjmhjmf

ertjkyulh,n.vgxiyityijyhjmhjmfjfgjjtjfgj
kuch samaj me aya sel ulta karo abe gotu jab seeda samaj me nahi aya to ulta kya samaj me ayga

oka hrudayan kosam maroka hrud

oka hrudayan kosam maroka hrudayam eduru chusthu appudu vasatavu ani kaka vasatavu ani aduru chudadamae prema

Saturday, March 6, 2010

MARATHI mens= M=Multitalented

MARATHI mens=
M=Multitalented
A=All
R=Rounders
A=And
T=Trustworthy
H=Heartwinning
I=Indians
" JAY MAHARASHTRA "

1 bhoot 2 re bhoot se. Kitni

1 bhoot 2 re bhoot se.
Kitni Ajib Baat hai, Aadmi marne k bad bhoot ban jata hai,
Par Aurat Chudel ki Chudel hi rehti hai....

"Heart is not dustbin to dump

"Heart is not dustbin to dump all worries of life....
It is a goldon pot 4 collecting d sweet moments of life....
Adi.

Friday, March 5, 2010

AASA AASAVA.... EK VISSAVA...

AASA AASAVA....
EK VISSAVA.....
TUJHA CHEHRA....
DORROJ DISAVA.....
NAHITAR...TO DIVASACH NASAVA...

koi ni chahat no ehsas kari le

koi ni chahat no ehsas kari lejo,koi dil thi
yaad karta 6 tamne,kyarek to amne Yaad kari lejo.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

wo karib hi na aye to ijhar ky

wo karib hi na aye to ijhar kya karte.
khud bane nishana to sikar kya krte.
marne ke bad b khuli rhi ankhe.
ab is se jyada unka intzr kya

MEE INLALLONA SULLI MEE PANT

MEE INLALLONA SULLI
MEE PANTHALONA SULLI
MEE GUDDALA MEEDE SULLI PETTUKONI DENGICHUKONDIRA ALL BALAYYA FANS

mera naam pooja rawat hai mein

mera naam pooja rawat hai mein puodi gadwal se
blong karati hu mujhe n.s.negi ke gaane pasand
karti hu thanka

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

peg pe peg lagate rahe ham, w

peg pe peg lagate rahe ham,
whisky mai pani mailate rahe ham,
khud ko rakh kar pyasa,
sari duniya ko pilate rahe ham.........r

Take A Glass Of Sugar And Put

Take A Glass Of Sugar And Put It In Your Eyes So You Will Have Sweet Dreams!
If You Want Masala Dreams, Then Try Chilly Powder!
gn8,sd

MAY YOUR NIGHT DREAMS ENLIGHTE

MAY YOUR NIGHT DREAMS ENLIGHTEN YOUR MINDS AND KEEPS YOU CHEERING ALL DAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GOOD MORNING.

mausam kibahaar acchi ho ! ph

mausam kibahaar acchi ho !
phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho !!
hamari ye dosti sacchi ho !
mere har dost ki bibi sexy ho !!

SPARK WORDS: manam thiranthu p

SPARK WORDS: manam thiranthu pesu..
but manathil pattathellam pesathey...
silar purinthukollvargal.
silar pirinthu selvargal

Har Phool Kushbudar Nahi Hota

Har Phool Kushbudar Nahi Hota e Dost Sambhalkar Dosti Karna Har Dost Humari Tarah Snart Nahi Hota.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Subha kaafi ho chuki hai. Ab c

Subha kaafi ho chuki hai. Ab chiragh bujha dijiye. Ek haseen din raah dekhta hai aap ki. Bass!!!palkon ke parde utha lijiye! GOOD MORNINGGGG

ankhe band karu to chera tumha

ankhe band karu to chera tumhara ho ankhe kholu to spna tumhara ho mar bhi jau to koi gam nahi agra kafan ki jagha duptta tumhara to

suraj ki paheli kiran ke sath

suraj ki paheli kiran ke sath ...wish you a verry hapyy good morning.
"by sanjay sundarsath"

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHHHHHHHHHH

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT
JALA KAR SONA
MACHAR KATENGE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHHHHHHHHHH

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT
JALA KAR SONA
MACHAR KATENGE

Idiot means I=I D=do I=is

Idiot means

I=I
D=do
I=ishq
O=only
T=tumse

so if u want to ay any one i lv u so just say idiot
Gajipara mayur:-919429089041

Love is like a CD track That

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

Ayushachya album madhe,aathwan

Ayushachya album madhe,aathwaninche photos astat.Aankhi ek copy kadhayla negatives matra shillak nastat.
(Pallavi Nemane.Pen-Raigad)

fool hain gulab ka is ke kato

fool hain gulab ka is ke kato se kon payar
kare ye duniya hain amiro ki garibo se kon payar kare
pooja

na shap ahe na tap ahe up bih

na shap ahe na tap ahe up biharcha farach tap ahe,
bhiu nako marathi manasa raj thakre ha tyancha bap ahe

Shivam sivakaram santham sivat

Shivam sivakaram santham sivatmanam sivothamam sivamargapranetharam pranathosmi sadasivam" Om Namah Sivaya....

maine prem kiya ,,alagse pyar

maine prem kiya ,,alagse pyar kiy.. khubi se bat ki ,, styal se kiss ki ,,naram naram khisdi bhi pakvai nthi..or kya kadhi thi..

Sunday, February 7, 2010

tari ane mari bhavo bhav ni pr

tari ane mari bhavo bhav ni prit,
tari ane mari bhavo bhav ni prit,

tu
mari
garoli ne hu tari bheet.


ashish patel 9979664866

Dil jo nikale vo baat h...Dima

Dil jo nikale vo baat h...Dimag se nikale vo bhe baat h or ap se nikale vo pyaar h. (Sunny 9953223223

Saturday, February 6, 2010

a rose needs water,a season ne

a rose needs water,a season needs change, a poet needs a pen, my mobile needs your sms and i need ur lovely friendship till my life.

kukro kuru.. amma paluku jagad

kukro kuru.. amma paluku jagadama puluku nikosam chakani chukka unnanadhi chudu dhoraa.. . chuka bagundha dhora..

a rose needs water,a season ne

a rose needs water,a season needs change, a poet needs a pen, my mobile needs your sms and i need ur lovely friendship till my life.

kukro kuru.. amma paluku jagad

kukro kuru.. amma paluku jagadama puluku nikosam chakani chukka unnanadhi chudu dhoraa.. . chuka bagundha dhora..

Thursday, February 4, 2010

SAVARMA SARU VICHARO,BAPORE BA

SAVARMA SARU VICHARO,BAPORE BARABAR VICHARO,RATRE RAJI THAVAY TEVU VICHARO,PACHHI JUO SHU MAJA CHHE JINDGI JIVVANI.

HAWA_KA_JHONKA. Trust of luv s

HAWA_KA_JHONKA. Trust of luv shld b like d feeling dat a 1yr old baby has wen u throw him in air,he laughs,bcoz he knows u will catch him.

The love we shared will see

The love we shared will see u through,
Hold on with all ur might,
To all the faith and love we shared
For this is just Good-Night.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

are husn par naj karne valo es

are husn par naj karne valo eso ki tamanna kon kare ham apne dil ko samja lege roj khushamat kon kare. vishnu$

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

ja sms ja mere sweet dost ke p

ja sms ja mere sweet dost ke pass ja,dhire se se jana shor na machana busy hai to kuch kahena,khali hai to good night kahedana 9614835261

Saturday, January 30, 2010

labon ki hasi tere nam kar den

labon ki hasi tere nam kar denge
har khushi tujh par qurban kar denge
jis din hogi kami meri dosti me
zindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge

Budhi ne pan vahem thayo 6e h

Budhi ne pan vahem thayo 6e
hu jaanu 6u te kem thayo 6e
kahu koi ne kahesho nahi k,
Paheli najare prem thayo 6e..

- Manav

ek to aap muskurate bahut ho k

ek to aap muskurate bahut ho koi baat kahe to itraate bahut ho dil to kaheta he ki aap ki "gand " marlu par suna he ki aap chillate bahut ho

G.na ched lhadeki ko pap hoga

G.na ched lhadeki ko pap hoga kal tu bhi kesi lhadeki ka bap hoga boy. bagavan kahe tera kehena shaca ho jo muje bap kahe vo tera bacha ho

I wish I was a teddy bear, tha

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

Remember that each time u fall

Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

Era rai poorna chandar rao rai

Era rai poorna chandar rao rai ga mee hero jnr ntrki pelli ithy mee andharni first night ki ramantay ma hero pearu petavu enti ra.

mandir mein mangi duaie mere u

mandir mein mangi duaie mere umar tumhe lag jaye, meri umar se tum jiyo aur tumhari umar se hum mer jaye.. gud morning....

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

TAIRNA HAI TOH SAMUNDAR PE TAI

TAIRNA HAI TOH SAMUNDAR PE TAIRO ,NADIYA AUR NALE ME KYA RAKHA HAI ,,AUR PYAR KARNA HAI TOH DESH KARO BEWAAFA LADKIYA ME RAKHA HAI>>

Freedom in Mind, Faith in Word

Freedom in Mind, Faith in Words, Pride in our Heart, Memories in our Souls. Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY...

Desh bahkto kai balidaan swatn

Desh bahkto kai balidaan swatnatra hoai hai hum-koi puche kon ho to .grav sai kahnge bhartiya hai hum_HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY_SONI

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HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
VS

Monday, January 25, 2010

Har chamakte Sitare ka ashiyan

Har chamakte Sitare ka ashiyan hai chand,
gulami ki zanzeeron se hai azzad,
ab hmein krna hai ise abaad.
Happy Republic Day......

Aa Hindne koti koti Vandan, T

Aa Hindne koti koti Vandan,
Tene kaaj 6 maru aa Jivan.
Happy Republic Day.
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aera pooka amma viluva telusu

aera pooka amma viluva telusu ra neeku lanja kodaka nuvvu annai meemu patinchukomu endhu kantay nuvvu kojja gadivi kabbati.megha power

â?oThe difference between what

â?oThe difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the worldâ?Ts problemsâ?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Sincere apology: If u dont lik

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

SINGH ;)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

when i sit at d last bench of

when i sit at d last bench of d class nd feel very special when she turn back n luk at me only to confirm dat i'm present or not..........

On this day Goddess Saraswati

On this day Goddess Saraswati is worshipped in various names and fames -Badal, arts and science, and deep ,Supreme knowledge. HAPPY Vasant Panchami.

"SWINE FLU" S -SWEET W -WINE I

"SWINE FLU" S -SWEET W -WINE IN - IN THE E -EVENING WITH F - FRIEND L - LIKE U - YOU Hena Achchi Bimari "SWINE FLU" RAGHU " SOMANY"

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

3 idiots aur bhi badi hit ho s

3 idiots aur bhi badi hit ho sakti thi. Agar kareena ne ek baar bola hota " Jahaan panaah tussi gret ho! Taufa kubool karo " ;-)

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hi Moon, My friend is going to

Hi Moon, My friend is going to sleep. Tell 2 ur's brother sun to raise 2Morow late becoz my friend wants More relax
Good Night

Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile

Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki
agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata

agar dil chahe kuch likhu to a

agar dil chahe kuch likhu to apni man ki fariyad likhu dil chahe yad karu to sirf unko hi yad karu...
3 glances=1 smile, 3 smile=1meeting, 3 meetings= 1 kiss, 3 kisses= 1 proposals= 1marriage, and then 1 marriage= 30000000000 problems..

Mom:Beti badi ho kar kya karog

Mom:Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti:Kuch nai Maa banungi, padhungi, shadi karungi,or kya?
Mom:Jo karna he karo par zara serial order mein.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

kadhi hota kadhi nahvta pan ho

kadhi hota kadhi nahvta pan hota to maza navta sagle maze hote pan kahi shilk nahi ganesh

ms history Learning history is

ms history Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!

Sunday is a great smilling day

Sunday is a great smilling day,just enjoy it d way you see it av a nice smilling Sunday... By jazzy

har subha aapke liye peygam le

har subha aapke liye peygam lekar aaye jaldi utho aur apne baap se kaho ek aur jaam lekar aaye

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Bhool se koi bhool hui to bho

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana

Saturday, January 2, 2010

makkii ki roti sarso ka sag mubarak ho aapko makar sakranti ka tuhar.